So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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