is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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