sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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