I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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