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(908): View more from New Jersey

Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.

(908): View more from New Jersey

Fuck I'm high.

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

(815): View more from Illinois

that's gum

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it

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(+61): View more from Australia

ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR

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(410): View more from Maryland

she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"

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