so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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