So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize
