I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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