Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
