you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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