North Korea, Best Korea!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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