Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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