idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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