i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
But theres a keg here and me gusta
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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