I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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