Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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