belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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