I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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