I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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