Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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