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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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