Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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