Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Houston, we have a squirter
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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