How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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