He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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