I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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