Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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