Will you blow on my dice?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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