After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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