There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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