I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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