he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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