Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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