that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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