Me too!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
