and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
