she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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