People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
