so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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