absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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