i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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