tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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