did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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