Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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