sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
How external is "for external use only"?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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