i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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