at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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