If i come over, it means nothing
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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