She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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