There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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