If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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