And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i think i just lost a toe
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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