Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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