I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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