what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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