Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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